The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
If you can't convince them, confuse them
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
