Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it.
don't steal. the government hates competition.
