A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
Succeed in spite of management. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
