Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
do i mind if you smoke? no. do you mind if i fart?
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Despite the cost of living its still very popular
Modesty is a virtue of fools.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it