For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in abject horror like his passengers
Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing
I don't not believe in miracles - i rely on them.
It is ridiculous to claim that video games influence children. Nonsense! For instance, if PacMan affected kids born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart
