If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Everything is possible; just not too probable
All men are equal. Some are just more equal than others.
Most people work hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit
beauty is only a light switch away.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
If a job is worth doing well get someone else to do it