Honk if you love peace and quiet.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.
Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing
don't rush me. i get paid by the hour.
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
He's so lazy. I've seen him step into a revolving door and wait