Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
According to recent study someone is run over by a car every 5 minutes in the city. You'd think the guy would have enough sense to get out of the street
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.