It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.