I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
Bacteria: the only culture some people have
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday
