He's so lazy. I've seen him step into a revolving door and wait
My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
According to recent study someone is run over by a car every 5 minutes in the city. You'd think the guy would have enough sense to get out of the street
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk
