Everything is possible; just not too probable
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
all i ask for is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist
Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
