i'm planning to retire and live off my savings. what i'll do the second day, i have no idea.
It is not what a teenager know that bothers his parents. It is how he found out
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart
I don't not believe in miracles - i rely on them.
Drivers now-a-days are crazy, it was only yesterday i saw a woman putting on lip gloss while driving - I was so supprised i dribbled toothpaste down my jacket
do i mind if you smoke? no. do you mind if i fart?
